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The Zen of Kevin Smith

New member to the community. I have been working on these quizzes the last few months because there are so many awesome qoutes from the Kevin Smith Askiewniverse films.

KEVIN SMITH ZEN #5: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Pick a previous Askewniverse Film
Your Zen The only mystery here is why we take our orders from a dick in a neckerchief
Amount of money a comic book movie based on you would gross $813,493.93
Are you a militant movie buff living in your parent's basement? FALSE
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Your Zen for the day Bethany: “What’s he like?” Metatron: “God? Lonley, but funny. He’s got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There’s nothing funnier than the faces you people make mid-coitus”
You are this type of being demon
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Kevin Smith Zen #3: Chasing Amy
Your high school nickname
Your Zen for today Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden: Yeah.
Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
Will you ever fuck Alyssa (8) - You may rely on it. - (8)
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Kevin Smith Zen #2: Mallrats
Zen for the day what kind of man are you? I'm talking comics and you bring up chicks and romance, and while we're on the subject, why do you want to get married anyway, your still in college?
How many cats will it take to get the gerbil out 176
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Kevin Smith Zen #1: Clerks
Name (optional)
Your Zen for Today People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Nooch-o-meter - 27%
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Here's an extra one that casts you as a new character in the Askewniverse.

You as a Viewaskew character
Favorite Kevin Smith Character
Your Character Name Chica Diablo
Superpower? none
You are seen in this movie Chasing Amy
Your character is known as/for The drug dealer that dared try to take the Quick Stop from Jay and Silent Bob
Those on rate you this high - 72%
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